Tuesday, December 21, 2010

My Nana taught me to be nice to kitties. This bitch needs to learn that.

We had a local guy on the news who claimed his ass has a RIGHT to public transportation. I know it's (shudder) republican of me, but I never laughed so hard in my life. My ass, his lazy motherfucking ass has a RIGHT to public transportation. Eat me, buddy.

This kitten, though, surely has a right NOT to be FORCED to ride the public transportation. The kid is a little shit. I wish the little bitch would try this shit on Puppine. That would fix her wagon. Her ass would go through her pet-torturing life with one damn eye.

24 comments:

Jeannie said...

Just proves the fact that people are notgood deep down.

Ms. Moon said...

Oh dear. I have a feeling someone is going to learn a lesson before that bus reaches the station.

Maggie May said...

oh my gosh what a picture!!!

Denny Coates said...

It takes kids FOREVER to learn compassion. But you're right. Do that with the wrong cat and you'll learn a lesson about compassion more quickly.

Thank you for all your good wishes. I hope you and the people you care about have wonderful times together in the weeks ahead :)

mrs. miss alaineus said...

cats don't forget.....ever.


xxalainaxx

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Makes me want to snatch that little brat by her hair. The sad thing is that when kitty chews up the kid, the parents will have to get rid of it because "we can't have a pet that hurts the children". Blah!

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Damn, it's been over a 1/2 hour and my ass is still fuming!

Have a great holiday SB...just keep the vodka, rum or whatever close at hand. When you sober up it will all be over.
Love ya, Mel and A

Bethany said...

you kill me!
Yes, let Pupine at her!

Christiejolu said...

LOL! Poor kitty!

FrankandMary said...

I am so freakin glad I don't have children. ~Mary

Steph(anie) said...

Title suggestion: swap out "kitties" with "my pussy"

I want you to get all the pervie hits you can, dear.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mary,
Me too. You said it.

Steph,
I'm surprised I didn't think of that. Laugh.

~Amber Elise~ said...

The shit Kids get into! I heard that I tried to drown a cat once, the thought of that now makes me shudder, But I am sure that is because I got my ass busted for it!
I thoroughly enjoy reading what you have to say. Thank Ms. Moon's Christmas story request : )

the guy in the silk taffeta dress said...

Oh yes, this one has a bad way of handling animals.
My heart goes out to the poor kitten.
And Nana taught you right.
j.

michelle said...

And who is the sadistic freak taking the picture?

This sure made me giggle. Thanks

xoxoxo

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Amber Elise,
I am thankful for Ms. Moon EVERYSINGLEDAY. She is such a blessing in my life.

Happy holidays to you! Thanks for reading and commenting.

Guy in the silk tafetta dress,
Happy holidays, buddy. I hope you can find some peace and happiness in the season, despite the bad news about your friend. Love you.

Michelle,
I love to make you laugh. I have been thinking of you. You know you are special to my heart.

Syd said...

Another reason why I like animals better than people.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
ME TOO!

tulpen said...

That picture made my day.

I hate cats.

MMLJ said...

that bitches parents need to get fucked up.

Sweden said...

children are usually HORRIBLE to pets, they dont even know when they are hurting them, they handle them like they do their stuffed toys carry them by the tail, squeeze their necks, toss them around, pull dogs ears, no wonder so many children get bitten by dogs, people freak out but im sure allot of the times the child is hurting the dog and thats why they bite, i fucking HATE children and animals. I don't think animals should be around kids until theyre at least 10 yrs old. Kids dont understand that animals feel pain and are NOT stuffed toys, i mean kids are fucking retards u smack them in the face they cry well cant they get through their tiny brains that if u smack a cat in the face it feels the same pain. this picture is making me mad, i want to fucking kick that kid in the vagina.

Parabolic Muse said...

Where did you get this photo? So basically, some asshole stood by long enough to get a photo of this, without telling its kid not to do that shit. That's what I'm reading from this photo. What a fuckwad. I hate this side of human beings.

And I'm as Democrat as they come. But that kid gets a spanking.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

MMLJ,
I'm with you, babe.

Sweden,
You know you and I were separated at birth. I feel the same damn way.

Parabolic Muse,
Thanks for your multitudes of comments. I love you.

Happy New Year to all you bitches,

SB

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