We had a local guy on the news who claimed his ass has a RIGHT to public transportation. I know it's (shudder) republican of me, but I never laughed so hard in my life. My ass, his lazy motherfucking ass has a RIGHT to public transportation. Eat me, buddy.
This kitten, though, surely has a right NOT to be FORCED to ride the public transportation. The kid is a little shit. I wish the little bitch would try this shit on Puppine. That would fix her wagon. Her ass would go through her pet-torturing life with one damn eye.