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Thursday, December 2, 2010
Maybe this Wonk-Eyed Bitch Can Borrow Some Glasses Instead
Buy Cody's album, so a bitch can afford a shirt with sleeves for the follow-up to this smash!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Lend him a feeling? He doesn't have his own?
Mel,
I love you and A and could go for a decade on that compliment. Have a great weekend.
Ms. Moon,
I found that shit curious too.
This is one dude whose cool factor would be helped immensely by wearing shades
Jeannie,
You are SO right, as usual.
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