Remember girls, a really tight ponytail can also serve as a cheap instant face lift.
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Yes its known as the Croydon face lift over here LOL .. iI love a ponytail xx
This is so true. However, done repeatedly, it can also give you the hairline of a Klingon. I know this for a fact.
Thanks for the advice!!!
Clever
love you
and strategically cut bangs can hide some wrinkles, too!
God you are so absolutely right. The problem is when you take it out and not only do you trip over your forehead, but the ponytail-as-facelift headache is worse than when the one you get after you drink boxed wine.
Dearest SB, here we call it a "Croydon facelift" Croydon is a slightly dodgy place just outside London. It's usually accompanied by a buggy, cheap extra long cigarettes and gold hoop earrings.
Thank you for your lovely comments at mine. I'm hoping George may give me a quote today. Fingers crossed. Sending love to you xx
Always makes me look Japanese.
Have a nice day, Boonie
Hi SB
Thx for all your comments...they make my day!
I agree with all the funny things that you say! I guess
that is way I laugh so hard at your posts!
I posted something yesterday that you may like.
Ms. Moon,
You crack me up.
Jeannie,
And SB loves you!
Drollgirl,
Thanks for the tip, babe. Laugh.
Omgrrrl,
I know what you mean about the boxed wine, sistah. Been there, done that.
Christina,
I loved the interview. Great stuff. Love you too!
Boonie,
Good one!
West Hollywood Voyeur,
I adore your blog. I read it Monday through Friday. I don't go near a computer on the weekends. Love you lots.
Syd,
I'll check it out, buddy.
Love to all,
SB
Pooh! Beaten to the 'Croydon facelift' comment by a country mile! :(
White Rabbit,
I am incorporating Croydon facelift into my own vocabulary. If my UK buddies use it, then it's damn good enough for me.
Love,
SB
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