Tuesday, November 16, 2010

An SB Beauty Tip for Bitches of a Certain Age

Remember girls, a really tight ponytail can also serve as a cheap instant face lift.

You're welcome, bitches!


Wildernesschic said...

Yes its known as the Croydon face lift over here LOL .. iI love a ponytail xx

Ms. Moon said...

This is so true. However, done repeatedly, it can also give you the hairline of a Klingon. I know this for a fact.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the advice!!!

Jeannie said...


love you

drollgirl said...

and strategically cut bangs can hide some wrinkles, too!

Omgrrrl said...

God you are so absolutely right. The problem is when you take it out and not only do you trip over your forehead, but the ponytail-as-facelift headache is worse than when the one you get after you drink boxed wine.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dearest SB, here we call it a "Croydon facelift" Croydon is a slightly dodgy place just outside London. It's usually accompanied by a buggy, cheap extra long cigarettes and gold hoop earrings.

Thank you for your lovely comments at mine. I'm hoping George may give me a quote today. Fingers crossed. Sending love to you xx

Boonie S said...

Always makes me look Japanese.

Have a nice day, Boonie

West Hollywood Voyeur said...

Thx for all your comments...they make my day!
I agree with all the funny things that you say! I guess
that is way I laugh so hard at your posts!

Syd said...

I posted something yesterday that you may like.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You crack me up.

And SB loves you!

Thanks for the tip, babe. Laugh.

I know what you mean about the boxed wine, sistah. Been there, done that.

I loved the interview. Great stuff. Love you too!

Good one!

West Hollywood Voyeur,
I adore your blog. I read it Monday through Friday. I don't go near a computer on the weekends. Love you lots.

I'll check it out, buddy.

Love to all,


white rabbit said...

Pooh! Beaten to the 'Croydon facelift' comment by a country mile! :(

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
I am incorporating Croydon facelift into my own vocabulary. If my UK buddies use it, then it's damn good enough for me.