Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Shit SB Says in Comments to Her Dear Friend, Jeannie

If you locate your penis, please let me know where. Maybe then I can find my own. I've always wanted one. I've been marrying them, but that just causes too much damn trouble.

Jeannie's fantabulous blog: http://mytwocents2.blogspot.com/

9 comments:

Wildernesschic said...

I have always wanted a penis too as they get me into so much trouble just being a woman.. can you imagine the fun when you are a man xx

Jeannie said...

Love you so much babe. Penises DO equal trouble. And yet...

white rabbit said...

Hmmmmmm.....

I've always wanted a clitoris. It has not escaped the rabbit's attention how much fun can be had with one.

wv: spersubc

Syd said...

Nice one. They can get in the way sometimes. Just sayin'

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ruth,
As usual, I am with you.

Ms. Moon,
I envy the outdoor peeing. Also, I'm not fond of menstruation. I wish all I had to worry about was a damn inconvenient boner.

Jeannie,
I love you MORE.

White Rabbit,
There is a lot of damn wanking fun to be had with a penis, too!

Syd,
I hear you, brother, but you can pee standing up and shit.

Love to all of youse,

SB

Parabolic Muse said...

I didn't understand this on her blog, and I don't understand it now. However, I do have envy sometimes.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Parabolic Muse,
Me too. It's the pee standing up thang.

Love you!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, I hope I have a big one!! And definitely hope I don't marry one. Love you xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
I hope you don't marry one either. IT. IS. A TOTAL DRAG.

Love,

SB