Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Shit SB Says in Comments to Her Dear Friend, Jeannie

If you locate your penis, please let me know where. Maybe then I can find my own. I've always wanted one. I've been marrying them, but that just causes too much damn trouble.

Jeannie's fantabulous blog: http://mytwocents2.blogspot.com/

10 comments:

Wildernesschic said...

I have always wanted a penis too as they get me into so much trouble just being a woman.. can you imagine the fun when you are a man xx

Ms. Moon said...

I never wanted a penis. They are always just...there.
Okay. They do come in handy for outdoor peeing.

Jeannie said...

Love you so much babe. Penises DO equal trouble. And yet...

white rabbit said...

Hmmmmmm.....

I've always wanted a clitoris. It has not escaped the rabbit's attention how much fun can be had with one.

wv: spersubc

Syd said...

Nice one. They can get in the way sometimes. Just sayin'

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ruth,
As usual, I am with you.

Ms. Moon,
I envy the outdoor peeing. Also, I'm not fond of menstruation. I wish all I had to worry about was a damn inconvenient boner.

Jeannie,
I love you MORE.

White Rabbit,
There is a lot of damn wanking fun to be had with a penis, too!

Syd,
I hear you, brother, but you can pee standing up and shit.

Love to all of youse,

SB

Parabolic Muse said...

I didn't understand this on her blog, and I don't understand it now. However, I do have envy sometimes.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Parabolic Muse,
Me too. It's the pee standing up thang.

Love you!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, I hope I have a big one!! And definitely hope I don't marry one. Love you xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
I hope you don't marry one either. IT. IS. A TOTAL DRAG.

Love,

SB