The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Tuesday, November 9, 2010
I Just Like the Damn Photo, Okay?
This shit just screams TENDERNESS or LUNCH, perhaps?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
I like that picture too. Love you, Ms. Beloved.
Face it. Ducks are cool.
Even the town bully's gotta love something. Even if it IS lunch.
I hope that he isn't going to wring its neck.
That duck looks like it's focussed on attacking something.
Maybe there's a baby on the floor?
I was going to respond to your duck image but I noticed my word verification is "dementab". I guess that is like "demented" on a diet.
David, NYC
I'm a very bad girl. The first thing that crossed my mind was, "Hope that duck doesn't poop on his shirt."
Kind of looks like he's asking for forgiveness before the butchering.
thats those guys with tattoos that save animals they have a reality show and website, forgot what they are called again....
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