The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
May I Share this Greatness with You?
It's a slow posting day, but I went home and had lunch with Mercer and Ginger, and now I no wanta workee! How could you want to come back to work when you have this hotness at home?
This post is for the Moms, who could give two shits about my obvious literary talent. She just wants to see a photo of her grand-cat, damn it!
This is Mercer disdaining all you blog-reading fucks.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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