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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Dead People I Admire: Rick James
He's Rick James, bitch! I learned everything I know about fashion from this man. When I'm shopping, I always ask myself: Would Rick James wear this shit? If I can't picture Rick's ass in it, it doesn't go in the shopping cart.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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