Monday, January 12, 2009

Scary Jesus of the Week

Sarcastic Bastard was once locked in a chapel with a bleeding Jesus statue as a child at my dad's company X-mas party. In honor of that residual fear, I'm starting a new Scary Jesus of the Week feature.

The Scary Jesus will be a semi-regular weekly event at Sarcastic Bastard because I don't like to commit to posting things EVERY SINGLE FUCKING week. If you want predictability, go somewhere else. I don't need your readership that bad. You can't put creativity on a schedule, people.

So, here is this week's Scary Jesus. And don't piss and moan at me because your ass has to sleep with the light on tonight either. Your dumb ass chose to look at it. Actually, this Scary Jesus sort of reminds me of my childhood friend, Pat, in drag.


Deb said...

where oh where do you find this stuff?

Anonymous said...

I am going to have to sleep with the light on. I thought Scary Jesus looked like that woman who used to do the Aqua Net hairspray commercials...she and her sisters all sang...who was that woman??? Country music..dark hair...looked just like Scary Jesus.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Are you talking about the Mandrell sisters? It was either Irlene or Louise or some shit like that.