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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
My Idol: Patsy Stone
I want to be just like Patsy Stone when I grow up. I do think there's a resemblance, but maybe it's just the booze and cigarette. Whenever I get my picture taken at a family gathering (or anywhere), I'm usually holding the same items.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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