Thursday, September 27, 2012

Happy 14th Birthday, Google!

I don't know what I'd do without Google. Now, can I have a work-at-home job? SB is one damn fine editor. A ho has 46 pets to take care of, and they'd like my fat ass to stay at home and work. Help a bitch out Mountain Viewers, wouldja?

In fact, if I had a dollar (okay, ten dollars) for every time I tell some poor confused inept bastard to google something, I wouldn't have to work. I helped make you a verb, damn it!

HAPPY 14TH GOOGLE! Sarcastic Bastard wishes you GAZILLIONS more.

With love,



Ms. Moon said...

Yep. I can't even remember life before google. It was dark and black and white.

Jeannie said...

I remember using dogpile as a search engine but I don't even remember how long I've used Google - years and years. It's strange to even recall when we didn't have a computer.