Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Shit SB Says to a Ticket Taker at the Cincinnati Zoo

Can I get the child discount? I'm actually under 12. I have Progeria.

[I know it's awful. Fuck you. It just popped out.]


Ms. Moon said...

Did it work? Because that's awesome.

Anonymous said...

haha. ive tried to order a kids meal after ordering a beer. Didnt even stop to think.

Love you

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Fuck NO. She laughed though.

I think I know and love you. Please come over soon. Ginger isn't getting any younger, you know. A bitch is wearing a permanent halo collar now.