The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Stupid Republicans: Orrin Hatch
"Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life."
-- Orrin Hatch
Does the entire party have two good brain cells to rub together?
P.S. Have you noticed that if you say "Skankabitch" really fast, it sounds like a name? "Hello Mother. I would like you to meet my fiance, Eldon Skankabitch. Eldon, meet my Mother." So nice to meet you Mr. Skankabitch. Welcome to our home."
so how is killing convicted death row felons considered keeping life sacred???
dude i dont get it. again, you have to question the logic of any political movement that cares more about potential people then the ones actually coming out of women's wombs.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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P.S. Have you noticed that if you say "Skankabitch" really fast, it sounds like a name?
"Hello Mother. I would like you to meet my fiance, Eldon Skankabitch.
Eldon, meet my Mother."
So nice to meet you Mr. Skankabitch. Welcome to our home."
Excellent observation, Ms. Moon. Maybe you could use that name for one of the characters in your stories.
Only half a brain cell bumping around in an empty cranium.
so how is killing convicted death row felons considered keeping life sacred???
dude i dont get it. again, you have to question the logic of any political movement that cares more about potential people then the ones actually coming out of women's wombs.
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