GET THAT FOCCACCIA SHIT AWAY FROM ME! GET THAT GODDAMN SHIT AWAY FROM ME! I'm not eating that foreign crap. WHERE'S THE GODDAMN WONDERBREAD? [Okay, I said it.]
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4 comments:
A tad difficult are we? ;0)
When you come visit I'll be sure to have Wonder Bread available. Thanks for the heads up.
Chic Mama,
Yes. You betcha.
Love,
SB
Ms. Moon,
You are a good Southern cook, and dammit, I'll eat whatever the fuck you fix.
Love,
SB
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