I don't like the red butt monkeys. Their asses seem to be engorged or some shit.
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Preparation H to the rescue :)
Doug
This is what my mums would call ugly exposure ...along with most of the shirtless men one sees during the summmer that do not look like Gerard Butler without a shirt.
I can't help but love them because I read Another Roadside Attraction at an impressionable age. However, if I met one on the road I would say "You Sir, are a BABOON!" kind of like how I like to tell babies that they are acting like babies. Stop being such a baby! Also, the word "engorged" grosses me out.
May,
The word engorged grosses me out, too. That's why I employed that particular adjective. Wasn't that clever of me? I like to think that English degree moms and daddums paid for was actually useful for something.
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