My ass has been to progressive dinners, and I like them A LOT, but I got to thankin that maybe progressive drinking parties would be EVEN MORE fun. You could just drive from house to house and sample a different alcoholic beverage at each stop. Any joiners?
p.s. I am just waiting for those MADD bitches to lay into me in the comments section. Whenever they call for a donation, I patiently explain that I am FOR drunk driving. That pretty much stymies them.
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Or, alternatively, you can sit in your own living room and drink where NO BRA IS REQUIRED and no one expects you to come up with any witty conversation. Way too stressful, that conversation thing. Especially while wearing a bra.
I think DTG went on a multiple bar drinking spree scavenger hunt once. They drove.
The last time I did a pub crawl, we had certain goals that had to be met (drink a pitcher with no glass, chuck an import, etc). We printed those up, laminated them, and everyone wore one around their neck and got them hole punched as they met the goals. 12 goals, of course, because it was a 12 step program.
Ms. Moon,
I with you on the no bra thing. BELIEVE ME. I just hate them.
It's a good day when almost all my comments are from Ms. Moon and her fam.
Love you guys!!
For what it's worth, we made the nondrinking dude drive and hold the hole punch.
And we love you.
For it. :) I'm going to be doomed in my next life...
Kat
;)
Progressive dining with you would be an adventure that's for sure. By the way, I'm in Buttfrickin' Ohio tonight.
i went to a couple of progressive dorm parties when i lived in ann arbor (i was not a student). in the dorms, each floor had a different drink or theme, frat house progressives are different, you just go from frat to frat during rush with a plastic cup and you can usually drink as much bud light as you want for free.
xxalainaxx
Syd,
I am SO glad you get to be immersed in the buttfuckian beauty, more commonly known as Ohio, before you die. You can check that one off the list, my friend.
YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE VISITED OHIO!
Love, SB
Miss Alaineus,
I miss college! Wistful sigh. I'd rather drink liquid puke than Bud Light though. I hate that stanky piss.
Love you,
SB
duh..
bikers have been doing that for years..
its called a run, poker run, whatever..
we hit a dozen or so places.
and truth be told.. you would be hard pressed to find a BRA on a single female.. (at least with real patchers and bikers.) not those weekend urban bikers withthe shiny new bikes that sit in the garage all week. R.U.B. = rich urban biker. (they trailer their bikes to events..LOL )
brother frankie
A Biker for Christ
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