The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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i used to have the hots for her, then i saw how controlling she was. she also is an assh**e. i could put up with ass h*les but they have to admit it. she has great addict potential tho...whay am i always attracted to controlling bitches... sigh..back to being clergy..
*ahem* looks like i am just in time to this party. she has my haircut. it's a chelsea with long bands and without a back fringe. she just looks way more like a tool with it then i do plus she will never ever be as cool and punk-em-a-rock as i am!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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As a chicken expert I am calling that the "chicken do."
Take that as you will.
It's a mullet, but her face is on backwards.
My first thought was "it's a reverse mullet!" but May got there first..lol
Michael K from D listed calls it the possum backwards mullet. Something to that effect.
She needs a serious Brooklyn Bitch Slap in the face!!
i used to have the hots for her, then i saw how controlling she was. she also is an assh**e. i could put up with ass h*les but they have to admit it. she has great addict potential tho...whay am i always attracted to controlling bitches... sigh..back to being clergy..
on a brighter dress up in wool note..
http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/09/07/whats-creepier-than-a-clown-this-guy/
Oooo! It looks like the way I cut my barbie's hair off when I was a tike!
It has been a real trip reading your blog while listening to chariots of fire. You think I'm kidding.
*ahem* looks like i am just in time to this party. she has my haircut. it's a chelsea with long bands and without a back fringe. she just looks way more like a tool with it then i do plus she will never ever be as cool and punk-em-a-rock as i am!
xxalainaxx
Brothah Frankie,
Thanks. You are loved.
SB
Nana's Lady,
I was a Barbie exclusive salon owner, too. I was always doing the chop-chop on those plastic bitch's hair.
Love,
SB
Miss Alaineus,
That ho copied you!
Love,
SB
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