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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
SB Is Getting SO FUCKING FAT
SB is getting SO FUCKING FAT that I think the fabric in my pants is getting sucked up my ass. It happens, people. MORE OF ME TO LOVE!
I have been meaning to visit here... I just have such limited time that I don't always get to do the things I want! I am going to peruse now that I am finally here!
Sheria, There is no one I'd rather have for a business partner. I've often thought that I would like to do a version of a Covey Planner that would have depressing statements instead of that uplifting bullshit they put as the quote of the day. I think there's a market for cynical.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
I like this, "Fat is the new thin." It's worthy of a bumper sticker I want to be your business partne. I see riches in our future.
Hi SB,
I have been meaning to visit here... I just have such limited time that I don't always get to do the things I want! I am going to peruse now that I am finally here!
I wanted to let you know that Steph has posted!
See you round the blogs.
peace,
pf
I do not care to discuss fat. Thank you.
AMEN that sista!
Sheria,
There is no one I'd rather have for a business partner. I've often thought that I would like to do a version of a Covey Planner that would have depressing statements instead of that uplifting bullshit they put as the quote of the day. I think there's a market for cynical.
Love,
SB
Petit Fleur,
Thanks for dropping by, love. And thanks for letting me know about Steph's post. She is a sweetheart.
Much love to you, and thanks for reading me.
SB
I've seen pants get sucked up butts on thin people too. Just sayin'.
That made me laugh, Syd. And yes, it did make me feel somewhat better.
Thank you.
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