The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
EVERYBODY LOVES MONKEYS!!
BUT BE CAREFUL, IF YOU UPSET THEM, THEY MAY FLING POO!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
That is one fine madonna and child.
Yeah, Monkey Mama is very contented and serene looking.
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