The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009
SEXY MONKEYS!!
A MONKEY-HUMPING TRIO! MENAGE-A-MONKEY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
apparently they got tired of the chaste see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil pose.
welcome back. in these next trying days i need me as much SB as i can get. all the nonstop crap about how we have to give it up for the greater (religious good) and how it's selfish of us to actually want to be compensated fairly for the additional work we are doing now has gotten to me at last. i am starting to feel like the catholic jesus is in on the whole walmart business mentality and he and sam walton are silent shareholders in each other's corporations.
One time I asked a teacher what kind of animal he would be if he wasn't a human and he said, "Ummmm, sex monkey.". That was so inappropriate I had no response.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
It's good to be a monkey!
apparently they got tired of the chaste see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil pose.
welcome back. in these next trying days i need me as much SB as i can get. all the nonstop crap about how we have to give it up for the greater (religious good) and how it's selfish of us to actually want to be compensated fairly for the additional work we are doing now has gotten to me at last. i am starting to feel like the catholic jesus is in on the whole walmart business mentality and he and sam walton are silent shareholders in each other's corporations.
xxalainaxx
what is the world coming to?
One time I asked a teacher what kind of animal he would be if he wasn't a human and he said, "Ummmm, sex monkey.". That was so inappropriate I had no response.
YO ADRIENNE! (Sorry couldn't help myself. Bet you've heard that one before.)
Thanks for reading.
Sending love,
SB
The last monkey seems to be having the most fun. The first one looks pretty startled.
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