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Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Overheard at a Family Reunion
GET THAT FOCCACCIA SHIT AWAY FROM ME! GET THAT GODDAMN SHIT AWAY FROM ME! I'm not eating that foreign crap. WHERE'S THE GODDAMN WONDERBREAD?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
A tad difficult are we? ;0)
When you come visit I'll be sure to have Wonder Bread available. Thanks for the heads up.
Chic Mama,
Yes. You betcha.
Love,
SB
Ms. Moon,
You are a good Southern cook, and dammit, I'll eat whatever the fuck you fix.
Love,
SB
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