Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Quote of the Damn Day from a Damn Pinhead

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

[NOTE: I particularly like the Check MATE! at the end, like he's made such a great point or something. What a fucking moron.]


Syd said...

These people must have taken the Sarah Palin course on cell biology.

Jeannie said...


I haven't had the opportunity to use THAT in a long time.

Jeannie said...

Is Dumb Christian Quotes going to be a new feature?

I endorse it!

Love you lots!

Steph(anie) said...

Excuse me while I die on the floor from laughter.

Mr.Mischief said...

You wanna know what's REALLY scary?!? Get some dihydrogen monoxide on you and see how you feel!(probably clean and refreshed, but still!)

That Hank said...

It gets harder and harder to tell satire from reality.

Lou said...


Sarcastic Bastard said...

Amen to that shit, brother!

Big Mark 243 said...

I bet this cat not only is allowed to drive but has exercised his God-given right to own a gun... now THAT'S scary..!

Ms. Moon said...

Let's give SOME credit for this to our educational system. Unless the dumbshit was homeschooled.

Sweden said...

i dont even know what the dude is talking about.

anyway i HATE christians.
me and my friend rob have decided to actually read the bible, just for the fact that when we run into a stupid christian, we can talk smack back while stupid christian is quoting the bible as they so often do

John said...

I've reposted this on my blog. It's fantastic. I credited you, of course.

I hope you don't mind.


Sarcastic Bastard said...

I don't mind AT ALL. I am honored. Thank you. And thank you for reading.