Friday, June 3, 2011

Streaker Jumps in Public Pool and Clears that Bitch Out in Seconds Flat

The greatest part of the video is the eyewitless bleach blond ho, wearing the faux-designer sunglasses, and her mini-me child. Clearly, she is teaching the kid how to be a hot trick. It's Kansas, people! The only future this kid has got is as a damn pole dancer at the local strip mall.


Jeannie said...

Shit - in the 70's everyone would have been laughing. I'll bet he lost a bet and that's why he did it. People have no sense of humour any more.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I love the fact they locked the poor guy up in the hospital psych ward for streaking. If this was Europe it wouldn't be such a big deal. The kids would already be used to seeing their family's junk hanging out around the pool.

As for the eyewitless and her mini-me child, I completely agree with your assessment.

Sandy said...

Yeah.. in her own words "Kinda creepy!".... the kid, not the flasher. And who can tell if he was naykee with that blurry footage... guess we'll have to take their word for it! But at least the po-leece had a towel... methinks they're secretly from Hitch-hikers' Guide To The Galaxy! x

Petit fleur said...

This is so crazy! We were at a public pool today and I was going to post about it!!! AND the other night my husband and I were talking and I was saying how I enjoy hanging out with our son way more than going to a grown up gig... then I added, "nobody ever does anything fun anymore... what happened to all the streakers!" Now I know. Thank you.

Ms. Moon said...

This is just a big bowl of wrong right here now. Poor man just wanted to swim naked.
You make me laugh, girl. I love you.