Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Shit SB Comments to Ms. Moon, Her Idol of Greatness

My grandmother swore until her dying day that Liberace was not gay. I used to laugh at her ass. She even had a picture of him in a frame. She was "sweet" on him.

I told her, "Grandma, Lee wouldn't want to bone you. No way. You'd gross his ass out. He's obviously not into vaginas."

[I think the picture above might have put our argument to rest once and for all. Jesus.]


Jeannie said...

I don't understand. I think I knew Liberace was gay before I'd ever heard of such a thing. Classic.

Ms. Moon said...

Well, I think a lot of those old ladies just loved him so much because he loved his mama so much.
Which of course means that he was gay but they didn't care- they just wanted to be his mama who was not his mama.
Know what I'm saying?
I think you do.
Love you...M