Wednesday, September 5, 2012

#50 Tonto is fucking whitey and revenge is SWEET

A bitch has decided she needs to share some life observations. We're starting at number 50, motherfuckers! COUNT 'EM DOWN. I figured I'd do it in small doses--one thing at a time, rather than a long list--since my readers generally have the attention span of retarded gerbils. And so do I! I was raised Methodist, I can't help it.

So here we go. . . .

#50 Tonto is fucking whitey WITH LOAN INTEREST RATES!

The white man fucked the Native American, and now Tonto is having his revenge. Look at the interest rates on this bitch.


Yeah, I'll have that paid off by about the year 2090.

[And do NOT give me any crap about being racist. My great grandmother was full-blooded Ojibwa. Besides, it's my blog. I'll say whatever the fuck I want.]

5 comments:

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Nons and I did the math on this a while back. Holy shit, makes my VISA look pretty damn good!

Always a pleasure to hear from you too darling SB. :)

mrs.missalaineus said...

you'd need a second job just to pay the damn vig on that one.

eagerly awaiting #49

xxalainaxx

Ms. Moon said...

These ads fascinate me. I sort of want to call him and try to borrow a hundred dollars just to give me a hobby- I could spend the rest of my life paying it off.

Jill said...

Ha! I was watching a substantial amount of tv last night and this commercial kept coming on. That one was for $10,000 with 89% interest which I thought was entertaining. I haven't yet seen the $116% interest one.

For some reason this cracks me up.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mel,
I love you and A. You know it.

Mrs. Miss A.,
I have missed you. Hope the school year is starting out well. Love to the Mr.

Ms. Moon,
I've considered that shit too.

Jill,
Thanks for reading, toots. Hope all is well.

Love to all ma bitches,

SB