Friday, April 9, 2010

The Happy Cupcake Award from My Dear Friend Christina

SB has received a Happy Cupcake Award from the lovely and very fashionable Christina of the smashing Fashion's Most Wanted. Link:

The conditions of this award are that I have to list ten things which make me happy. Ten things that make me miserable would be easier, so I'm doing that shit instead. Laugh. You motherfuckers know SB is a damn rebel! The rules DO NOT apply to my precious ass.

10 Things That Make Me a Miserable Cranky Bitch

1) Mornings
2) Cell phones (especially personalized ringtones!)
3) SUVs
4) Republicans
5) Jehovah's Witlesses
6) Loud Noises (including fireworks and dogs barking)
7) Being sober
8) Neighbors who fucking look in my windows (this includes small children)
9) People (who are not family) who pop by my house without calling first
10) Christmas (Season of the Damned)
11) The song Stairway to Heaven (If I have to listen to that shit again before I die, it's too damn soon.)
12) Talking to people from India, who I can't fucking understand, when I call my credit card company

I know it's MORE than 10, motherfuckers. I can fucking count! I just got carried away.

Thank you, dear Christina! You are a wonderful friend and my fashion inspiration.


cousin sheila said...

How are Republicans #4? Are we related? Move that shit up to the top!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

They are not in any kind of ranked order. Laugh.

We are definitely related, but you got all the better genetic qualities.

You are loved.

The Dish said...

May i add shitty drivers to that list?

Chic Mama said...

I'm miserable too then...I can relate to quite a few of those. more awards then.. Oh but you so deserve them. we can still give, you don't have to acknowledge them. ;0)

Jeannie said...

I think I agree with a lot of these.

#8 doesn't happen at home but at work people peer in all the time - stop and cup their hands around their eyes to look in the window or door. It's fucking creepy. If my neighbors did this, I'd buy a gun.

white rabbit said...

You forgot afternoons.

Fact ;)

Mary LA said...

How I would love to knock on your front door dressed in my cowboy Republican outfit and sing (falsetto)

"There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway..."

before presenting you with the Good Morning Sunshine award.

I'd sadistic that way.

Sweden said...

being sober yes i agree but we with me not alcohol but drugs, yes yummy drugs yum yum nom nom, i just bought 22 oxy contin pills like a week ago i now have 3 left uughhh

Sarcastic Bastard said...

You may.

Chic Mama,
You, dear lady, are a doll.

I would hate that shit, too!

White Rabbit,
Yes indeed.

Mary LA,
I just love you. You always make me laugh. You can swing by anytime.

Sweden Babe,
We all have our battles, don't we? Laugh.

Syd said...

I really like your list. I agree about many of those.