Thursday, April 15, 2010

More Shit SB Says

If my ass gets any bigger, somebody is going to plant a flag in my bunghole and call it the 51st state.

14 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

I said to a friend some time back... Excersize makes my ass look more like an ass and less like a foreign country.

Ms. Moon said...

Oh, stop it.
Your ass is beloved.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My Dear Ms. Moon,
My ass may be beloved, but it's STILL fucking fat.

Steph,
We are kindred spirits.

Love youse two.

SB

Syd said...

What would the name of that state be? We already have a Nebraska. Maybe the state of Sarcassm.

May said...

If your ass becomes the 51st state, I want to move there.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
I like that, buddy. Good idea!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
I adore you. You get to be State Governor of my ass. So there.

Lori said...

Thanks for the great much needed laugh this morning. So your ass might become a state? You need to create a poll for the name of you Ass State...I like big butts and i cannot lie...sing it with me sister!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Love you, Lori. Have a good weekend. Make LOTS of tips.

SB

white rabbit said...

Maybe lay on your stomach and get a mountaineer to plant the flag.

I'm sure it's charming btw! Your ass I mean not the flag.

Think I'll lie down now...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
I dig you. You crack me up. If I ever make it back across the pond, we must have a beer or three.

Have a great weekend.

SB

Mr.Mischief said...

whats scary is that the wife and i have pic that would fit perfect with this post, but i dont know if the world is ready for it-maybe she will email it to you..lol

invisigal said...

51st state? I thought that was Canada! :{

Kissa said...

I'm with May! Let's all move to Sarcastiass! State 51! My ass may be in competition though... ;)