The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Lord God but the eighties were so embarrassing. Even as we lived them, I think we knew that we would not be looking back on the entire decade with kindness.
And captcha word? WASTE. Oh. I wouldn't go THAT far. I loved Boy George.
Ah. So That's where the ozone layer went. FUN FACT. Did you know wicca's refuse to use hairspray prefering instead to rub dead moles and voles into their hair to get that perfect hair style. Nick
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Lord God but the eighties were so embarrassing. Even as we lived them, I think we knew that we would not be looking back on the entire decade with kindness.
And captcha word? WASTE.
Oh. I wouldn't go THAT far. I loved Boy George.
I loved that the tackier you were, the more in fashion you were. The 80s ruled.
Ah.
So That's where the ozone layer went.
FUN FACT.
Did you know wicca's refuse to use hairspray prefering instead to rub dead moles and voles into their hair to get that perfect hair style.
Nick
There was that.
Jeebus, Glamour shots and Jazzercise are sueing this picture for royalties.
Let's Get Pitiful, Pitiful,
Let's Get Into Pitiful...
OMG i need that gold glitter nelt and legwarmers like NOW
Nick,
Are you trying to get the Wiccans mad at me again??????
Love you.
Tom,
That was the cleverest thing I've read today. You are quick, my brothah.
Sweden,
I JUST KNEW that comment was coming, girlfriend. Laugh.
Love you.
Seriously... I'm so thankful I was old enough to have the fun, but young enough to not be held responsible for my fashion sense!
xo
PF,
I know what you mean, girl. Totally.
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