Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Today's Wisdom from Shitmydadsays

"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."

4 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Well. Unless it's so big you need warning. Ya know?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Good one, Mary. That is fucking funny.

Syd said...

I've said that before...

Jeannie said...

Too true.