Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Shit SB Says in an E-mail to Her Brother in England

Are you going to Hyde Park? I dig Hyde Park. Sometimes you can even see nude titties there. In America, women don't get their tits out in public spaces. It's unfortunate. We're very repressed over here, you know. The country was founded by Puritans. What else could you expect?


afk4life said...

Hehe, yeah, I miss the UK, loved it over there. The only place that titties are allowed over here is in New Orleans and I hear they're trying to familyize that shit too, ugh.

Ms. Moon said...

Maybe I will bare my titties today in your honor, Ms. B. Just for you. In a anti-puritan solidarity sort of way, of course.

Gledwood said...

English women get their tits out down the beach... Brighton Beach would be a likely one... actually that's pebbles ~ hard on the cavities, if you're the wrong way round... oh I don't know... but they definitely do it. Southern Spain is notorious for it, where we're up against the "erotische" Germans... tee-hee...!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yeah, just what N'awlins needs--familyized. Gag.

Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
That would be grand!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

The English take the Germans any damn day.

Love you lots.

Syd said...

I like Ms. Moon's idea. We do that here too--only the squirrels and dogs can see.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Good for you!

Memoirs of a Heroinhead said...

Hey Ya SB,

Hyde park and tits how could I resist. (That's almost a poem).

Two little stories. Bathing topless was prohibited in the park until 1992. When it was finally allowed my friend Knobby was rubbing his hands together and travelling down every bright day. That's not really bizarre until I tell you he was gay and sleeping with his uncle. I never understood those visits.

Second story: Same year, 1992, I was working in Hyde park....In the hidden police station that exists there. It was being renovated and I was 17 year old apprentice electrician at the time. When it was finally finished the Queen visted and made the officil opening. Unfortunately I had been sacked months before for attempting to steal a policemans uniform. Apparently The Queen's still disappointed he never met me! ;)

Love as ever SB..

Shane. x

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Imagine my joy to find a lengthy comment by you! Knobby sounds great to me. That name is probably appropriate.

You working at a police station makes me smile. Talk about anarchy in the UK! I love it and you.


Petit fleur said...

He should catch up with the Rabbit for some pints!