Friday, April 30, 2010

Shit SB Says

You know the Indians thought you only had so many words and when you used them up, you died. You're asking for death. Shut the hell up.

14 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

HA! I am SO going to outlive my husband. Dude is a talker.

Jeannie said...

Are you mad at me back? You know I love you. The Indians were wrong. Because there are old ladies out there who have talked non-stop for 97 years and are still breathing and tiny babies who haven't said a word but died.

But I'll shut up if you really want me too because I really do love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
So is the guy I'm seeing.

Jeannie,
How could my grouchy ass be mad at you EVER?

Love you two!

Petit fleur said...

Makes sense to me. I wish everyone would shut the hell UP!

Gledwood said...

At first I thought you were talking about so many words as in vocabulary... then I realized you're on about how many words uttered. Well what with this striving after foreign tongues and the amount of yapping I do (perhaps I was a cairn terrier in a previous existence?)...I'm already well and truly fucked
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The Dish said...

This post particularly applies to my life today, and I am sure that you can guess why. Will you please come shut her up for me?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
I would if I could, sistah.

Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gledds,
God would spare you because you are entertaining.

Love,

SB

Lori said...

If that is true dear, I would have been dead about 3 years ago. Thank you so much for making me laugh. God knows I need it.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lori,
You are loved. Happy to make you laugh.

Nellie said...

I can kind of understand that idea - it would make one truly think about everything they said. We would not waste so much breath on useless utterances. I find myself talking just for the sake of talking all too often; or trying to fill uncomfortable silences when I'm with people I could never speak to again and really not care. Lately I've been feeling that vibe strongly: If I don't have something really worth saying, I've been trying not to say it. Hopefully I'll live a longer life because of it.

I've missed you SB!!!

Love, Nellie

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nellie,
And I have missed you. Hope all is well.

Love,

SB

headbang8 said...

Does commenting on this post count? If so, my life is about 15 days shorter. Thanks, SB. Ooops, that's now 17. Er, 21...23...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Headbang8,
Nope. Written word doesn't count, only spoken shit.