Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Shit SB Says

I'm sitting here eating kettle-cooked potato chips, waiting to see how long it takes the guy in the next cube to strangle me.

12 comments:

The Dish said...

I wouldn't strangle you, i would insist that you share. Those are my favorite!

Ms. Moon said...

You're just tempting fate, aren't you?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I always tempt fate, and yes, I would share. They taught me that shit in kindergarten.

Kathleen Scott said...

You're bored, aren't you?

Hope the day improves.

Jeannie said...

I hope they are not plain but have some particularly noxious odour that accompanies the crunch.

Jennifer Rains said...

Yes, it seems your are having a good week...the thing is I'm sitting here picturing this image...

Love it!

and you too,
Jenn

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Do you feel my fingers wrapping around your neck? Just kidding...but I would be tempted to spray you with the fire extinguisher. :D
Love ya lady!

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Hahahahahahahaha
That's funny
It's like those freaks who get the police to shoot them, it's called 'suicide by cop'
you have have taken it to a new ZEN level babe...'suicide by co-worker'...awesome... you are performance art I am Wicca..coo coo ca choo.
Nick

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
I'm always bored. SB is a jaded motherfucker.

Laugh.

Jeannie,
They are dill pickle flavoured. Yum!

Jenn,
Love you back!

Melly Mel,
You would not.

Nick,
I love you despite your Wiccanism. Laugh.

Bethany said...

those are so loud!
but so good.

Christina Lindsay said...

Dear SB, you do make me laugh. Dill pickle flavour kettle crisps! How odd! I must apologise profusely in advance, I somehow overlooked adding you to my blogroll. You are on there now. Love Christina xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Christina. SB ADORES YOU!!