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Well a cat like that, if indeed it is a cat, should at least be hypoallergenic ~ plus it shouldn't moult on the carpet... except eyelashes... (but does it even have those??)
It reminds me of that cat Rachel once bought in Friends. Monika laughed when she heard its name "Mrs Whiskerson" then Rachel retorted, "Well I couldn't call it Furry, could I??!"
The nasty-natured feline kept hissing whenever the Friends came near it, so Rachel finally got rid of it to Gunther at the cafe, charing double what she'd paid for it...
It took a few minutes for me to even figure out what that was. And now I am slightly disturbed, but also strangely aroused. Which, eeew, but there you.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Well a cat like that, if indeed it is a cat, should at least be hypoallergenic ~ plus it shouldn't moult on the carpet... except eyelashes... (but does it even have those??)
It reminds me of that cat Rachel once bought in Friends. Monika laughed when she heard its name "Mrs Whiskerson" then Rachel retorted, "Well I couldn't call it Furry, could I??!"
The nasty-natured feline kept hissing whenever the Friends came near it, so Rachel finally got rid of it to Gunther at the cafe, charing double what she'd paid for it...
It took a few minutes for me to even figure out what that was. And now I am slightly disturbed, but also strangely aroused. Which, eeew, but there you.
nice balls?
from far away it looked like two naked ladies. deff not the puss i wanted to see.
dude as if that cat has humongous balls lol
Is this one of yours my sweet. If it is I have to tell you that you've probably overdone the clipping a tad.
WTF?
My coffee is making a hole in my tummy all of a sudden.
Ummm..the kitty has nice...uhhm, eyes? heh
Eeeeewwww, is that real? Looks like it should be in Lord of the Rings or something.
Hope you are ok. Scuse my absence. XX
At first I thought it was an ET then recognized those balls. A hairless cat with a set. I've known some people that kinda look like this.
Steph,
He's so ugly, he's cute.
Laugh.
Gledds,
I missed that episode of Friends.
Findon,
It's not one of mine, babe. I think hairless moggies are ugly.
Lori,
That was a good one!
Chic Mama,
You are always excused. Love you.
Syd,
Those people must be VERY SCARY.
Thanks a lot for getting that image stuck in my head!
If I can't say anything nice...well then I just won't speak today.
No. Wrong. It's too weird. :p Hehehe.
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