Thursday, April 1, 2010

Shit SB Says

I was out on the deck at lunch, and I looked up, and the NEW NEIGHBOURS FROM HELL had hung a cross over our shared porch/entryway. Tonight, my American Humanist Association sticker is going out on my front door. It says something like: More Americans do not believe in religion than those who do. I am a non-believer.

FUCKERS. I am so mad. THIS IS WAR!

13 comments:

Jeannie said...

Just spin the thing until it's upside down and burn a black candle.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Fuck yeah!

Andie said...

Oh see? This is the fun I was talking about! lol

I really hate it how they try and force their beliefs on other..argh!!

How I would love to be a fly on the wall watching this all go down!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Show those fuckers who is boss and was there first.

Petit fleur said...

Sorry you have neighbors at all... I normally don't like having them either, but the ones I have now are magnificent...

Maybe they'll move?

Memoirs of a Heroinhead said...

A cross hanging over the porch! Fuck, that's worse than walking under a ladder.

Here's what you do:

Hang the letters 'C U N' to the left of it. When they remove the cross they also remove the obscenity... it's in their hands.

Love across Oceans

Shane. x

mrs. miss alaineus said...

start playing slayer every day. LOUD.


xxalainaxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Andie,
So far, I ain't kilt anybody.

Laugh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Shane,
Now THAT was a solution, my brother. Laugh.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Bucko,
I will do my best, buddy. Thanks.

Steph(anie) said...

Shane is a fucking genius.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
Yeah, Shane is fucking COOL.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

See now that's what I hate...others just pushing their beliefs on everyone else! I say you can "make it disappear".