Thursday, April 1, 2010

Jesus Use Me

This one is for my brother, Hank. I'm going to laugh about this shit all day.

Bitches are unattractive, to say the least. Look at the damn chin on the one on the right. Ho rivals Jay Leno.

My guess is bitch on the left used to be a man.

21 comments:

white rabbit said...

It's the hair that scares me. Probably a byproduct of a small scale nuclear explosion nearby.

Wonder what became of them?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
My bet is they're all a bunch of crackheads living in the gutters of Detroit now. Just guessing.

downtown guy said...

"I want to get down on my knees and please Jesus..."

Jeannie said...

I think they are all men.

Jennifer Rains said...

They aren't men???!!!

Oh,...my....


Love, Jenn

The Dish said...

I think they all used to be men.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
THAT made me laugh.

Love you!

Syd said...

You are too funny. It is Jay in drag.

Ms. Moon said...

I think they used to sell those wigs in that same set of three. They're made of solid vinyl.

I can only imagine Jesus looking at this picture, reading the words and shuddering so deeply that it shook the stone away. He also made a horrible guttural sound in his throat.

ƉƟѴІΞLΞΞ © said...

THEY BETTER FUCKIN WERQ! ESP THE ONE ON THE RIGHT! OMG SHE LOOOKS SO MIGHTY IN THE NAME OF JESUS! YES MAM!

I BET HER REAL NAME WAS SOMETHING LIKE

UCOLENE-MAE LEE ALLWEATHER!

Petit fleur said...

I gotta go with Jeannie on this one. They all look like men with very unfortunate wigs and eye-wear.

Funny thing is, I've seen this before... maybe on WR or someplace. What are the chances??

michelle said...

Uggh. Very creepy. Kinda makes my stomach hurt

They are most definitely men

gross

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I love my Dovie Lee. You crack me up, Dovie.

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Michelle,
I'm with you. GROSS.

Hope the kids are all doing well.

Love youse!

lilacsandy said...

Oh my... look at that hair! Yes, the one on the right is definitely at least pre-op! x

downtown guy said...

Not to shit on the fun here, y'all, but I've got friends who are transsexual women. And they're not ugly, and they don't wear crazy wigs (and sing about Jesus), and they generally don't like being referred to in relation to what surgery they have or have not had. So it kind of grosses me out when people use that kind of shit as an insult to women (either trans or not).

Just sayin. Take that as you will.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hank,
You are ABSOLUTELY right. This is an important point. I've seen some transexual women that I think are prettier than biological women.

Love you,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

And also I should have added that we are being insensitive here, and we should leave that shit to the republicans!

downtown guy said...

Anyway, this cover looks to me like it came with accessories. Like the trio starts out bald and you can add in funny hats, giant wigs, coonskin caps, or pompadours as your mood strikes.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

It could be, my brother.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I bet if you dropped a rock on their heads it would bounce.

I always remember my mom talking about doing her har like that and using so much AquaNet that when she went outside the wind actually pulled her at her head.