Monday, April 12, 2010

Way to Go with the Ad Campaign Taco Bell

Just what we fat-assed Americans need--a FOURTH meal. Jesus.

11 comments:

downtown guy said...

I admire Taco Bell for this kind of stuff. Right when everyone was going Atkins and cutting out carps, they started selling potato-based stuff for extra carb loading. Right when everyone is panicking about obesity, 4th meal. It's honest. You're not going to get thin eating fast food, and they admit it.

All hail Taco Bell!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
I love you. What would I do without your honesty or unique viewpoint? I don't want to know.

SB

Ms. Moon said...

Obviously I have not been watching enough TeeVee. There's a fourth meal now? Do you HAVE to eat it at Taco Bell? WE DON'T HAVE A TACO BELL IN THIS WHOLE COUNTY. They can't make me eat a fourth meal there, can they?

downtown guy said...

Love you back!

May said...

I myself am a fan of second breakfast. However, I think fourth meal is more along the lines of "You're already shitfaced drunk so you might as well put a cheesy top on it." or "You are stoned. Grocery stores are too overwhelming. Our drive-thru is open."

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I think I would die without Taco Bell (Toxic Hell).

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May May,
You hit that one on the head, sister. In college I used to miss Taco Bell's closing time (in those days, they weren't open until 3 a.m.), and I would lay drunkenly awake, salivating for an enchiritio (or however the fuck it's spelled).

Love you.

Ms. Moon said...

Dammit! I just finished my second breakfast. The first breakfast- twigs and stems with almond milk and banana. I shared the banana with Owen and Buster. Second breakfast- prunes and cocoa-roasted almonds- I know- sucks, and now I REALLY WANT SOME TACO BELL AND THERE IS NOT ONE IN THIS WHOLE COUNTY AS I POINTED OUT ALREADY AND WHAT WILL I DO?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I'd airmail you some Taco Bell, but that shit looks kind of gross even fresh. . .

Lori said...

I am a huge Taco Bell fan. I would move if they didn't have a Taco Bell where I live. Fat? Fuck it. There are worse ways to die than with a bean burrito in your mouth.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lori,
That made me laugh. I'd move too. Cheap good eats, man.