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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
SB Is Fine, Motherfuckers. Just Uninspired.
This blog is not dead. SB is not dead either. Just uninspired.
I'll be back when I have something worth sharing or saying. I just didn't want you motherfuckers to worry.
SB Admit it, you've been committed to a mental institution and are entering this post through a cel phone stolen from a guard :) Hope you're well and since it's your blog, you should post only when you feel like it...there's enough things in life that are work :) <3 doug
Love you, mean it! I have barely had time to breathe this week. So, while I have missed you, it is not like I have been sitting here with baited breath waiting for you to post something. Or have I?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Glad you're fine. Me too, all of it.
Mwa!
SB
Admit it, you've been committed to a mental institution and are entering this post through a cel phone stolen from a guard :) Hope you're well and since it's your blog, you should post only when you feel like it...there's enough things in life that are work :)
<3
doug
I'm uninspired too. Love you lots.
Loving you, dear Ms. Bastard-Beloved.
Write or don't. You are loved.
Ms. Moon
:)
Glad to hear it..read it rather..but you know what I mean.
How are those new neighbours workin out? :P
You're back already!! Come on, I've been uninspired for years and I still blog every day
just put up pictures of furry terriers and say they remind you of a hamster ~ you know the score
I knew somehow that you were busy. But I have missed you.
Mel,
Thank you!
Doug,
I WISH I was in the nut hatch, then I wouldn't have to work and I could sit outside in the sun and be medicated. WIN/WIN/WIN.
Ms. Moon & Jeannie,
You are both loved MORE!
Andie,
The new neighbours are LOUD and intrusive and I can't wait until their asses move. But thanks for asking.
Gledds,
You always make me laugh.
Syd,
You are dear to me. I hope the trip is going well.
Love to all of you,
SB
Love you, mean it! I have barely had time to breathe this week. So, while I have missed you, it is not like I have been sitting here with baited breath waiting for you to post something. Or have I?
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