The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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To be honest, I didn't go read it at first, based on your description, but then curiousity got the better of me and I read it and thought it was kind of entertaining... in a very sick way of course. :)
someone, a former friend of mine, once showed me a porn video as a joke
it featured 2 women in a park 2 guys come over walking their dogs girl a says that one looks nice girl b says and the owner's not bad either!
cut to shot of woman with dog you see EVERYTHING when things came to a "conclusion" I thought I was going to be sick and ran out to the garden where I puked on her azaleas
"o i just thought it was a laugh"... etc said friend
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Oh this is just revolting, I honestly feel sick..I'm off to watch the news to get over it xxx
That is really very sick. It's a wonder no one tracked down his ex-wife to find out more sick shit about him.
Gruesome. I'm watching cannabalism on the whale ship Essex and it is fairly gruesome as well.
Hiy SB,
Just to let you know I'm sending a few of my wretched readers over to yours for Boot Camp, lol. x
See my blog for details.
Love as ever and I caught your comment on STDCB and will reply very soon. Shane. X
How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen (honestly)...
I remember seeing this on a show on the telly. Rather disturbing!
Oh, No!!!!
Thanks for the laugh...as always. Honestly, I just come here to see that Famewhore squirrel...
Love ya,
Jenn (sort of off my break...sort of...)
To be honest, I didn't go read it at first, based on your description, but then curiousity got the better of me and I read it and thought it was kind of entertaining... in a very sick way of course. :)
Where ARE you today, hmmmm?
How demented! Ugh...you do find 'em girlie....lol..be well..
Steph,
I took a mental health day off work. I needed it badly. I slept half the damn day.
Jenn,
Glad you are back. Love you.
Hap Joy Free,
Welcome to my less-than-humble blog. I hope you'll come by often. We have a lot of damn fun here.
o i don't wanna know
someone, a former friend of mine, once showed me a porn video as a joke
it featured 2 women in a park
2 guys come over walking their dogs
girl a says that one looks nice
girl b says and the owner's not bad either!
cut to shot of woman with dog
you see EVERYTHING
when things came to a "conclusion" I thought I was going to be sick and ran out to the garden where I puked on her azaleas
"o i just thought it was a laugh"... etc said friend
YUCK!!
Gledds,
That is yucky BIG TIME.
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