Thursday, May 27, 2010

I'm Back Today, My Fat Ass Had the Damn Flu

I was away from work and the computer yesterday and at home, recuperating from the damn flu. I thought it was the start of an ulcer, but then my ex-husband called and said he had the same symptoms and that it was flu. He came by on Saturday to pick some stuff up and to visit the Diarrhetic Wunderkind, so I guess he gave it to me then. He said it's going around his office. Lucky me!

Anyhoo, I'm back, but still not in top form. Hope all of you are fairing better.

9 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Your ex is so kind.
I'm glad you're back and I hope you feel better as the day progresses. If not- go home and go to bed!
Your ass is loved.

downtown guy said...

Glad to see you back! Fuck the flu.

Steph(anie) said...

Glad it's not an ulcer. Welcome back!

Kathleen Scott said...

Not fair! Hope you feel better every day and end up with a good holiday weekend.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, my dear blogging family. SB loves youse, one and damn all.

The Dish said...

Glad you are feeling better. I missed you yesterday!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Dish. It's good to be missed.

Love youse.

Mr.Mischief said...

I'd rather have the flu than an ulcer anyday- I will always have my ulcers, all I can do it try to keep them at bay..one attack of an ulcer eating thru intestine into an artery and me shitting 6 pints of blood within a few minutes was enough of a near death experience for me..bring on the flu anytime..glad your feeling better, I miss your posts! :)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. M.,
Jesus, six pints?! That's scary as fuck. I feel lucky to have the flu now. Thanks.

Love to you and Mrs. Miss A. Have a great holiday weekend.