The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, May 24, 2010
Shit SB Says
Don't act all lofty and shit because you're a heterosexual male. There is nothing grosser or dirtier than a damn vagina. You're not superior.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
And his reply was?
Well, this is the reason I never aspired to be a gynecologist.
I don't see the thrill of being a gyno. You usually only get to see them when they are sick.
this made me laugh out loud
HAHAHA
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