Friday, May 28, 2010

Happy Memorial Day?

Is it appropriate to say that shit? I mean--to wish others a "Happy" Memorial Day. Well, fuck it. I just did it--appropriate or not. I make the rules around here. I am the decider, as an infamous moron once said. A moron that I would not piss on if he were on fire. A moron who, when he dies, I am going to have a party to celebrate, and I'm damn serious.

Here's an interesting image to leave you motherfuckers to ponder over the holidays and shit. [I know it's not holiday appropriate, but fuck it. I am the decider.]I am well aware that the economy has hit us all hard (even the pedo Easter Bunny), but still. This costume makes the Easter Bunny's nuts looking obscene(ly small). It also accentuates his man boobs. Shit is unfortunate. Little dude is scared. So is SB.

Happy Memorial Day, motherfuckers! God bless us, every one.


Steph(anie) said...

Wow. That picture is just... wow.

Jeannie said...

Me too! scared.

Happy Memorial Day. What does the day memorialize anyway? Is this another day to honour those who died fighting for your country? Or just anyone who didn't get a day of their own?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yep. Exactly.

We mostly memorialize the war dead, but it is also extended to familial dead.

Love youse two. Thanks for reading moi.

Kathleen Scott said...

I think the rabbit was stoned. Do you think the kid was permanently scarred?

Hope you have a great weekend and Monday off. Blow off steam, do something you love, eat well, laugh. And the most important, kiss the kitties.

Harry says thanks. Vet said he has kidney failure so this is probably his last year but Harry is enjoying it now that he's well enough to get us properly trained to jump up and warm up canned catfood anytime he meows. I'm just happy for the time with him.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks for the update on Harry. Kiss him for me. I'm glad you have more time with him, too.

Love you.

Syd said...

Hey, that looks like a fellow who works here. What is with the ears--it looks like an elephant's pink trunk.

The Dish said...

That might be the most fucker up picture yet, Dear SB. I may even have nightmares about that shit...

Ms. Moon said...

There is nothing to say about this picture except- shit. Why? The human race is a very odd race. That poor, poor child.
Happy long weekend, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. You are loved tremendously!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

If you have nightmares, I will be doing my damn job. Also, nightmares would mean you are sleeping, so that would be good, right?

Ms. Moon,
Happy long weekend to you, too! You are loved MAS.


invisigal said...

Hell, if I was that kid I'd be crying too!

Now I know I am new around here, and yes, I am Canadian and all, but for a scary moment there, I thought that Harry was Kathleen Scott's husband.

Sorry to be so nosey, but damn. Catfood??

invisigal said...

Oh and Syd? "it looks like an elephant's pink trunk??"

Yeah, that's what she said.

Come for the blog, stay for the comments.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

You may be new around here, but you fit in just fine, and that makes your ass family, like it or not.



p.s. I love Canadians!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I forgot to add that I also love Syd. Fucker is also family and pretty damn funny.

adrienne said...

i think that bunny is penny marshall.


invisigal said...

Yeah, Syd rocks! Ya gotta love sailors, they're a special kind of funny.

Love you SB!

Now let's all join hands and sing 'Kumbaya!'

Mary LA said...

That child is going to grow up and marry a walrus. The men in the background look as if they are about to have a lynching party.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Adrienne My Dear,
Might well be. Laugh.

Love you, too. Kumbaya. . . .

Mary LA,
Didn't notice the men, but you are CORRECT!