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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Shit SB Says While Hiking with the Viking
You're shitting me. You actually like that song? The Girl from Ipanema is the cheesiest motherfucking song EVER written. Gross.
almost as much as it sucks when bloggers put periods between each word to make the dumb thing they're saying sound all dramatic.
i spent a couple years of the late 80's in the second circle of hell when all that pukey brazilian over-tanned retro music became the rage in nyc.
blech.
a certain sister (who shall remain nameless) fell ill to that cheesy plague, and she played that song over, and over, and over again in the apartment we shared. blech.
Sorry chick..I like it.. I just don't tell anyone. The only other song that I don't tell people I like is I Think I Love You by The Partridge Family. Oops...
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Okay. I sort of like that song too. YES! IT IS CHEESY! SO WHAT?
I'm with the Viking on this one.
But it's YOUR ass which is loved.
Maybe it's a guy thing because I find it erotic--I would like to see her walk past me at Ipanema. Just sayin'.
What are you, a snob or something?
Syd,
It MUST BE a guy thing. That's almost exactly what the Viking said about the damn song.
I still hate it. I don't care how tall and tan and dark and lovely her ass is.
Ms. Moon,
I love you MORE!
Steph,
Yes, I most certainly fucking am. Laugh.
I like it too.
But it can be done so sexy. Sorry babe - it's a keeper.
i LOVE LOVE LOVE you sb.
that.song.sucks.
almost as much as it sucks when bloggers put periods between each word to make the dumb thing they're saying sound all dramatic.
i spent a couple years of the late 80's in the second circle of hell when all that pukey brazilian over-tanned retro music became the rage in nyc.
blech.
a certain sister (who shall remain nameless) fell ill to that cheesy plague, and she played that song over, and over, and over again in the apartment we shared. blech.
people are confused.
Adrienne,
Do tell. That certain sister SURELY was not my idol of COOL, Michelle, was it? SURELY NOT.
Laugh.
Love you shitloads,
SB
Sorry chick..I like it.. I just don't tell anyone. The only other song that I don't tell people I like is I Think I Love You by The Partridge Family. Oops...
I bet you hum along when you're on hold on someone's telephone or in an elevator.
Today I was on hold and they were playing "Coca-Cola Cowboy". I laughed out loud.
cool?
laugh.
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