STAY AWAY FROM THE TANNING BEDS, KIDDIES! They make a bitch look old.p.s. I only have eyes for Harvey in this photo. Jordan's dumb ass can wear hot pink all she wants. Bitch can't overshadow Harvey!
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I have never heard of her. Is she one of those real housewives people?
Steph,
She's an English reality TV star and author.
She's gonna be 32 forever...
did you know she's published 35 books, including novels
freely admits she never penned a single word of any one
probably never even read 'em
sold 5000000 copies though...
She looks rather hefty!
Dear SB, that's so funny Steph hasn't heard of her. That is Jordan's dream to be big in America. Personally I find her fly on the wall show amusing to watch but I think she's trashy. How can you have that much money and look so cheap!! The hot pink is just awful, especially with the orange tan! xx
Stephanie: count yourself blessed not to have to hear about this woman on a near-daily basis.
She is basically an underwear model with gigantic silicone pendulations.
In years past she made lots of money from modelling jobs, now she makes more publishing her "books" and from her reality TV series, which I've never seen, and through multi-interview/photoshoot magazine deals worth (in dollars) perhaps a million a year...
a couple of years ago she performed a double-fronted "assault" on America's media, who found her bemusingly vulgar
she is the woman little girls say they most want to "be like" when they grow up (God save us!)
yeurgh!
Ugh, she is highly annoying. When will she just go away????
Christina,
Jordan is trashy and cheap, but I, too, love her show. It's like a train wreck. One simply can't look away.
Love to you,
SB
I didnt really like Lady Gaga and her commercial (spelling?!) music until I heard this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUYvWTd6oA and learnt she actually had talent, shame she releases pop charty crap and chooses to dress like a complete idiot. There is being 'unique and individual' and plain fucking out there.
That photo frightens me...
Sarah,
Thanks for the link, babe. I'll check it out.
Dish,
You are one smart chick.
Katie is an absolute GODDESS. I think she is so beautiful. Katie has such a great sense of fashion and style. I am a huge fan. She looks stunning in pink. I love the boots and think her body looks amazing in the pink sweater. Katie is the most beautiful woman in the world!!!! I love you, Katie. You are the GREATEST!!!!
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