Monday, May 24, 2010

Katie Price Is 32! (My Ass)

STAY AWAY FROM THE TANNING BEDS, KIDDIES! They make a bitch look old.

p.s. I only have eyes for Harvey in this photo. Jordan's dumb ass can wear hot pink all she wants. Bitch can't overshadow Harvey!

15 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

I have never heard of her. Is she one of those real housewives people?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
She's an English reality TV star and author.

Gledwood said...

She's gonna be 32 forever...

did you know she's published 35 books, including novels

freely admits she never penned a single word of any one

probably never even read 'em

sold 5000000 copies though...

Syd said...

She looks rather hefty!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, that's so funny Steph hasn't heard of her. That is Jordan's dream to be big in America. Personally I find her fly on the wall show amusing to watch but I think she's trashy. How can you have that much money and look so cheap!! The hot pink is just awful, especially with the orange tan! xx

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Shit! That bitch looks bad. Kind of reminds me of Janice Dickinson.

Gledwood said...

Stephanie: count yourself blessed not to have to hear about this woman on a near-daily basis.

She is basically an underwear model with gigantic silicone pendulations.

In years past she made lots of money from modelling jobs, now she makes more publishing her "books" and from her reality TV series, which I've never seen, and through multi-interview/photoshoot magazine deals worth (in dollars) perhaps a million a year...

a couple of years ago she performed a double-fronted "assault" on America's media, who found her bemusingly vulgar

she is the woman little girls say they most want to "be like" when they grow up (God save us!)

yeurgh!

Sarah - Tales of a Borderline personality said...

Ugh, she is highly annoying. When will she just go away????

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
Jordan is trashy and cheap, but I, too, love her show. It's like a train wreck. One simply can't look away.

Love to you,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sarah,
Welcome. Who the fuck knows when her dumb ass will go away. I keep saying the same thing about that horse's ass, Donald Trump, and Lady fucking Gaga.

Thanks for reading and commenting. Please join us often.

Best,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
Nah, bitch isn't fat. Bitch is stacked.

Sarah - Tales of a Borderline personality said...

I didnt really like Lady Gaga and her commercial (spelling?!) music until I heard this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUYvWTd6oA and learnt she actually had talent, shame she releases pop charty crap and chooses to dress like a complete idiot. There is being 'unique and individual' and plain fucking out there.

The Dish said...

That photo frightens me...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sarah,
Thanks for the link, babe. I'll check it out.

Dish,
You are one smart chick.

tahr39 said...

Katie is an absolute GODDESS. I think she is so beautiful. Katie has such a great sense of fashion and style. I am a huge fan. She looks stunning in pink. I love the boots and think her body looks amazing in the pink sweater. Katie is the most beautiful woman in the world!!!! I love you, Katie. You are the GREATEST!!!!