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Thursday, May 27, 2010
From the Inimitable Shitmydadsays
"No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's."
Ha! And I watched a little vid about that new show they're making from SMDS with William Shatner and it's all, "Oh, it's about family and love," and I'm like, "No it's not you fucking dickwads." But that's just me.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Hi handsome, hilarious xx
That is funny. I don't do fast food since I am convinced it will actually kill us.
Ha!
And I watched a little vid about that new show they're making from SMDS with William Shatner and it's all, "Oh, it's about family and love," and I'm like, "No it's not you fucking dickwads."
But that's just me.
Syd,
It sure as hell might, but I like to live on the edge. I eat Taco Bell and McDonald's ALL THE TIME.
Love,
SB
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