Thursday, May 27, 2010

More Shit SB Says: On Being Vegetarian

I was a total vegetarian for six years when I was younger, but I got hungry for a McDonald's fish sandwich and fell off the wagon from there. Next came a Quarter Pounder. After that, it was anybody's ballgame.

Now, I see cows grazing in a field, and I am tempted to stop the car and get a fork and the old A1 out.

11 comments:

Chic Mama said...

Haha...I have similar story. at the moment I am trying to stay on vegan diet ( as I like to do these fads) but if a steak is offered I wouldn't turn it down! ;0) xx
Thanks for your kind comments...I appreciate them. X

The Dish said...

I could never, ever be a vegetarian. As much as I love animals, I love them in my belly even more.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Chic Mama,
Vegan is especially hard. I love cheese MORE than meat, personally.

You are loved.

SB

Dish,
I hear you, friend.

Love,

SB

Mr.Mischief said...

I'll eat vegetarian dishes without hesitating, but I've never stayed away from meat-you get around a steak on a grill, smell the meat cooking, and try to tell yourself "I'll just have a bowl of water chestnuts"...not gonna fucking happen..

Jeannie said...

I could almost be a vegetarian except that I don't like meat alternatives any more than I like meat. I personally don't have a problem with killing animals to survive. I DO have a problem with human greed - idiots that seem to think they should have a 28 oz steak at every meal. It seems to be an all or nothing choice out there. I prefer to live in the grey zone. A little of this, a little of that.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I hear you Mr. M.!

Jeannie, My mom says the same thing. We eat too damn much meat, especially in the U.S. It's sort of disgusting.

Love to both of you,

SB

Syd said...

I am a vegetarian once again. I did it for 8 years and am now back...no more moo for me.

Ms. Moon said...

I agree with Jeannie and Moms. I like meat. But I try not to eat too much of it.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

i was damn near vegan for years, did the soy thing with milk, gave up eggs but would not could not manage to give up cheese.

i used to love fake chicken nuggets but mr. m got me to truly appreciate the wonder of a well mariniated chicken.

sb does the bone-in thing creep you out? i get pretty grossed out by it still. i think it's latent guilt or something.


<3xxalaina<3

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss A.,
No, the fat in meat sometimes grosses me out though. I never eat steak anymore, but I am a chicken wing fanatic. It's a wonder I don't turn into a damn chicken wing, I eat so much of them.

I COULD NEVER EVER GIVE UP CHEESE. UH-HUH. NO WAY.

Love,

SB

Sweden said...

im thinking of stopping eating animals cause i like them and they are cute, but i need meat so my alternative is to start eating humans, i hate humans so ill have no probs there. im a genius.