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Monday, May 10, 2010
The Shock of Motherhood
Here's to all the bitches with brats. Happy Mother's Day!
Dear Ms. Bastard- I deleted my second comment here because (a) it was supposed to be about Uncle Gene, and (be) I typoed big time. Why? I do not know. I am certainly not drinking. Perhaps I should be.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
19 comments:
Some days that is exactly what it's like to be a mother. Holy aura and all.
zombie mom!
I reckon someone just goosed her. Probably the incestuous little fellow on the right.
Dear Ms. Bastard- I deleted my second comment here because (a) it was supposed to be about Uncle Gene, and (be) I typoed big time. Why? I do not know. I am certainly not drinking. Perhaps I should be.
Ms. Moon,
Maybe we BOTH should be drinking. I did have a damn beer at lunch.
Love you!
It can feel that way some days..xxx Glad to be back from the brink xxxx
Hi SB, with the traveling and article deadlines I've missed you lately. Glad to get a chance to catch up.
I'm thinking this picture is of aliens in earthling disguise. Would account for the expression on the 'mother' face.
Hope you got to see the Moms this weekend. If not, I hope the kitties treated you to a weekend without hairballs or scratching.
Have a good week.
North West London Girl,
I, too, am glad you're back from the brink.
Much love,
SB
KATHLEEN!
I've missed you. I did see the Moms, thanks. Lovely visit. No hairballs (the Moms or the cats). Laugh.
Love you tons,
SB
I'm stunned like that most days.
She looks as if she is in shock. Nice aura.
Who took that photo? A master hypnotist??!?
Poor thing. Someone should introduce her to xanax
My sweetie especially loved this picture. She raised her margarita and toasted you. Cheers SB!
Ah, that is what motherhood feels like many times. Now you have found the perfect photo to capture it! Thanks.....xxoo
Melly Mel,
Tell your Sweetie I said thanks. I loved her post on you.
You find the funniest pictures! There is no doubting the parentage of those boys! Mom looks like her xanax hasn't kicked in yet!
Thanks for the laughs. Hugs.
Ha! I know that feeling.
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