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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
I am all about tidying up my buzz. The quicker, the damn better.
I hear ya, babe. Just stay off the tractors.
A tidier buzz? You are so wrong.
I drank a few litres of vodka on top of Larium anti-malarial medication while on a trip to a game reserve in Mozambique once and the crocodiles talked Greek to me for five days, I gave my passport to a strange man in a leopardskin top hat and ended up trying to ceiling-walk at the departure lounge of Maputo airport. Damn meds.
Ms. Moon,
Will do. Don't worry. Laugh.
Mary LA,
You've obviously led quite a life. You crack me up.
Y'all are loved.
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