Thursday, May 13, 2010

Shit SB Says

Why do the fattest motherfuckers always park in the handicapped spaces? I know it's uncharitable of me to point that out, but what the fuck. Just because your ass is wide does NOT mean it's fucking handicapped. It's just fat and gross. Bitches should be walking off the chunk. I don't want to have to look at that shit.

17 comments:

Jeannie said...

What bugs me most is that they have no trouble getting around INSIDE the mall.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Yes, exactly, especially around the damn food court.

Love you!

Lori said...

Ooohhhh...or they ride around in the electric carts in the grocery store and are in the damn candy isle...xxoo

The Dish said...

Then their fat asses get a hover round in the damn grocery store and load it up with cupcakes and shit.

Wildernesschic said...

I have two friends that when they go out in the West end of London they take the family mercedes with the fathers disabled badge.. I am mortified when we get out in 5 inch heels ... but grateful on the way back to the closely parked car xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My Dear Ruth,
At least you're not a fatty.

michelle said...

i am always doing penance or self flagellation for the same kind of thoughts. the truth is obese cane using 28 year olds on disability tick me the fuck off

mrs. miss alaineus said...

*snort*


have as good of a day as one can possibly have in ohio

did you hear about the phantom knitter who is covering signs in some town in knitwear....????

i;ll be kicking myself if i read about it here and forgot you introduced us to it
xxalainaxx

Syd said...

I have to say that I've observed the same thing. But many of these morbidly obese people can't actually walk. Sadly enough.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

And they ride around the store on those motorized carts and block the dairy isle when I'm in a hurry and trying to buy milk. Have you ever noticed you don't see skinny, elderly, or someone with a missing limb driving those things around.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mrs. Miss A.,
I did not hear about the phantom knitter. Interesting shit, that.

Love you and Mr. M.,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Melly Mel,
You can say that shit again, sister!

Bethany said...

meany!
Love you anyway.
Thanks for thinking of me.
You made me smile today.
More Bo soon.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Bethany,
Glad to make you smile. I'm Bo's number one fan! Well, maybe number two fan, after you.

Have a great weekend. Hug Bo for me!

Love,

Moi

Sandra Moreano said...

Yes yes the weight can be pretty staggering. However, four months ago, my husband, a fit hubby, broke his foot while working out. He got the special handicap sticker and also took advantage of the electric cart. For some reason he had a blast tooling around the grocery store. I think my man loves cars in ANY venue.I was grateful for the space and play machine.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sandra,
That's pretty funny. I think I'd like riding in the electric cart, too. It would be fun. I'd probably accidentally run into people though. Laugh.

adrienne said...

can i be honest, ms bastard?

this post makes me a bit sad.

but on a brighter note, i think you very well may know a phontom knitter. or maybe a crocheter...

http://adriennepatrick.typepad.com/my-blog/2010/05/kids-today.html