Sarcastic Bastard was an English major in college. If you cannot write with at least a modicum of skill, please do NOT comment. I will delete your shit in frustration! This is NOT a forum for dyslexic motherfuckers.
Also, I'm a grouchy former English major. Did I mention I am grouchy?
p.s. This is NOT directed at any of my regularly commenting blog family. Thank you.
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i can haz cheeze burgers????
You seem a wee bit put upon by certain members of the Double Digit IQ Club today. Poor Baby. I was almost an English major. But I never declared and quit before I had to. One freaking course away from being on the Dean's List too. pfft.
Love you.
I was at the funeral of a friend's sister - from our neighborhood growing up. One of my best friends then was obviously gay from the earliest of memories - even before kindergarten he was more of a queen than any of us girls, even though at the time, none of us knew what it was and the boys would just beat him up whenever. One of the neighborhood mothers - dumb as a doorpost she was, asked him (there was a group of us) if he had any kids. Well, we all just looked blank at each other trying not to laugh and David very coldly said, "No". She gets this super dorky "knowing" look on her face and asks "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure."
A sentiment that I heartily endorse, SB. I don't even use "text speak" when I'm sending text messages, I'm just that anal!
Love
Mac
Jeannie,
Now that is funny. That lady is a dolt, obviously.
Sorry you had to go to a damn funeral. I always have a compulsion to laugh hysterically at funerals. It's perverse.
Love,
SB
Mac,
Americans really bastardize the language. It drives me nuts. I'm sure we are much worse than the English.
Love,
SB
Maybe I should do some Gullah writing here: "She was almost nekiti, and her sidelong smile was downright wikiti." Heck, you know what that means cuz you from down Savannnah.
UZ THEEZ NONSENICKAL EENUF FAER YEE??
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Syd,
Is the translation: She was almost naked, and her sidelong smile was downright wicked?
Help a bitch out, it's been awhile.
Love you.
SB
PS y'know them examples of shocking bad grammar you put up the other day, did you alter the spellings yourself? Or did Fox News or whoever it was manage to find people on their bulletin board with such shocking grammar and yet perfect spelling to match it..?
Gledds,
You crack me up.
No, I did not alter the spellings. That really IS the average FOX News viewer's mentality. American, in general, are pretty poor with the native tongue. Americans are lazy. I know this may come as a big shock to you. Laugh.
Love,
SB
I'll do my best. I don't feel clever at all so that's all I have to say.
Phew, sure am glad it isn't directed at you're regular folk... 'cause, well, you know.
Ms. Moon,
You are nothing if not clever, my dear.
Mantra,
Of course it's not directed at you.
You both are loved.
SB
Uh-oh. Busted.
I been to college and might could proofread for you.
i love the word modicum.
This is where ghostwriting comes in handy SB -- I not only edit comments in accordance with the Queen's English, but insert judicious discerning compliments to replace foul-mouthed epithets. The hostile and under-grammared of the blog-reading world are so dumb-struck to read themselves when published that they go away and never come back.
Even the most devoted and appreciative commentators benefit from the odd inserted use of the adjective 'brilliant' when describing my latest offering.
Invisigal,
Not you babe.
Love,
SB
Maggie,
Me, too!
Subversive,
Thanks. Laugh.
Mary LA,
Wow. That's all I've got to say.
Love to all.
I'm sure you've heard this, but it's cute:
"What djd the dyslexic insomniac with amnesia do?"
"Stayed up all night trying to remember if there was a dog."
Mark,
I liked that one. Good one.
I love the word squirrel
HAHAHAHA, you find a way to make even the shittiest days bareable. :) I used to be super anal about spelling and grammar as well. Then I started having sleep problems and doing drugs, and wouldn't you know it? All that English stuff was first to go. I'm shocked when I can't remember how to spell some things some days. Because, I knew it like a week ago! Drugs are bad kids, mmkay? (Does this make me a hypocrite?) Mad love to you SB. You are one awesome mother fucker. :)
Gledds,
Uhmmmmmmmmm, okay.
Kissa,
You know I love you. That's all I'm fucking saying. Laugh.
Love to y'all,
SB
Gledds,
Uhmmmmmmmmm, okay.
Kissa,
You know I love you. That's all I'm fucking saying. Laugh.
Love to y'all,
SB
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