The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
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I'm sorry, but the GAS-X didn't help. Shit was extra-strength, too.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Did you eat some of that corn chowder I made last week? That stuff was powerful.
Not seeing the Viking are you? Or is he ok with such humanness?
Ms. Moon,
No, but I would have happily eaten your chowder.
Jeannie,
Dude's okay with pretty much anything I do. He's a really good guy. Don't know how I lucked out.
Love you both!
Vikings don't use Gas-X but I suspect you already know that. And my wife says that women don't fart they simply fluff.
Syd,
I'm with the wife.
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