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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
More Wisdom from Shitmydadsays
“You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
My phone looks like a donkey wearily hauling a vegetable cart...
My phone looks like a steaming pile of crap.
Dad says some crazy shit!
SB, I came across this site and it immediately made me think of you. Enjoy!!
http://www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/
Love,
~Ash
Ash,
Thanks for dropping by and for the link. I'll check it out.
Love you.
I am so glad you shared this site with us. It always makes me smile! I don't know what my cell phone looks like as I can never find the damn thing....
Dad should run for office.
I'm sure his approval rating is higher than any politician's.
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